A New Life In A New City :: Tuesday September 9, 2008
By Storyline
Introductions
It all starts here! Meet Hank, a little elephant who moves to a new town. In short order, he makes a new friend named Marty over cocaine, and the two get to know the new bartender, Kacy.
The White Lady :: Thursday September 11, 2008
Tub Girl Meets Drunk Elephant :: Tuesday September 16, 2008
What happened to the regular guy? :: Thursday September 18, 2008
ARGH really isn't a Scottish name. :: Tuesday September 23, 2008
The name is... Marty. :: Thursday September 25, 2008
My Name is KACY! :: Tuesday September 30, 2008
Hi, Roomie! :: Thursday October 2, 2008
Guantanomo Jeopardy
Hank’s obsession over seeing Kacy’s cleavage one night causes him to hatch a nefarious plan to get a better look at what’s under Kacy’s shirt: Wet T-Shirt Triva Contest!
Boobs :: Tuesday October 7, 2008
I have a plan :: Thursday October 9, 2008
It's All Part Of The Plan :: Tuesday October 14, 2008
The Waiting Game :: Thursday October 16, 2008
Bet I Do :: Tuesday October 21, 2008
Oh, It's On Now :: Thursday October 23, 2008
I Will Answer In The Form Of A Question. :: Tuesday October 28, 2008
Oh no. OH YES! :: Thursday October 30, 2008
Y-Wing, Bitch. :: Tuesday November 4, 2008
Six Questions Later... :: Thursday November 6, 2008
Um... Waterboarding? :: Tuesday November 11, 2008
Funny, That Felt Like Drowning! :: Thursday November 13, 2008
The Naked (Ray)Gun!
Hank and Marty find a raygun in the street, which shoots a mysterious sort of ray from it.
Is That a Raygun? :: Tuesday November 18, 2008
BEEOOM! :: Thursday November 20, 2008
What WAS That?!? :: Tuesday November 25, 2008
Dubbya. Tee. Eff. :: Thursday November 27, 2008
Mmm... pot roast! :: Tuesday December 2, 2008
Just Shoot Me! :: Thursday December 4, 2008
Hell. Yes. :: Tuesday December 9, 2008
I'll See You At Home. :: Thursday December 11, 2008
Primates Do It Better :: Tuesday December 16, 2008
The Junk And The Trunk :: Thursday December 18, 2008
Hey Jenny Slater :: Tuesday December 23, 2008
It's A Brave New World :: Thursday December 25, 2008
First Date Jinx :: Tuesday December 30, 2008
Wow! :: Thursday January 1, 2009
I Don't Have A Problem! :: Tuesday January 6, 2009
Relax. I Got This. :: Thursday January 8, 2009
Just Use One! :: Tuesday January 13, 2009
The Double Deuce! :: Thursday January 15, 2009
Broke Dick Blues :: Tuesday January 20, 2009
Not Again! :: Thursday January 22, 2009
So, Monkeys? :: Tuesday January 27, 2009
Kacy's Back :: Thursday January 29, 2009
CLICK :: Tuesday February 3, 2009
Stiff Upper Lip :: Thursday February 5, 2009
Run, Hank, Run :: Tuesday February 10, 2009
Full Frontal Monkey :: Thursday February 12, 2009
Moving Day
After their monkey stealing exploits, Hank and Marty have to find a new apartment.
The Hot Zone :: Tuesday February 17, 2009
Uncomfortable Moments Shared While Drunk :: Thursday February 19, 2009
Whoop Whoop! :: Tuesday February 24, 2009
Tonight on News@6! :: Thursday February 26, 2009
Actually, You're Going To Jail. :: Tuesday March 3, 2009
Doctor Who? :: Thursday March 5, 2009
Twitter, Babies :: Monday March 9, 2009
You Like Money? :: Wednesday March 11, 2009
Start Making It Sexy :: Friday March 13, 2009
How YOU doin'? :: Monday March 16, 2009
You Like To Dance? :: Wednesday March 18, 2009
Thick. Rich. :: Friday March 20, 2009
It's Been A Tough Year :: Monday March 23, 2009
You There? :: Wednesday March 25, 2009
Meanwhile... Blogzillions! :: Friday March 27, 2009
Alone Time :: Monday March 30, 2009
Wanted Men :: Wednesday April 1, 2009
Open The Door :: Friday April 3, 2009
Independent Living :: Monday April 6, 2009
Hugs! :: Wednesday April 8, 2009
Bang Bang :: Friday April 10, 2009
Where's Blogzillions? :: Monday April 13, 2009
Visiting Hours :: Wednesday April 15, 2009
Yeah, I'm busy... :: Friday April 17, 2009
Monkey Conspiracy :: Monday April 20, 2009
Monkey Weight :: Wednesday April 22, 2009
On A Journey :: Friday April 24, 2009
Fairy Certain
With Marty in jail, the past comes back to haunt Hank in a series of awkward events.
Can I Go Upstairs On You? :: Monday April 27, 2009
The Party Is Over :: Wednesday April 29, 2009
Full Moon :: Friday May 1, 2009
Booze Sweats :: Monday May 4, 2009
Bloody Mary Emergency :: Wednesday May 6, 2009
Hangover City :: Friday May 8, 2009
Your Mom :: Monday May 11, 2009
Enter... The Tooth Fairy! :: Wednesday May 13, 2009
Sweet Tooth :: Friday May 15, 2009
Nice To See You Again :: Monday May 18, 2009
About That Wall? :: Wednesday May 20, 2009
It Ain't Kool :: Friday May 22, 2009
Money To Burn :: Monday May 25, 2009
Shut. Up. :: Wednesday May 27, 2009
Sexually Speaking :: Friday May 29, 2009
Go Home... With Me. :: Monday June 1, 2009
Oh, Prison is Fine! :: Wednesday June 3, 2009
Morning, Sunshine :: Friday June 5, 2009
Mistakes :: Monday June 8, 2009
Top Earner :: Wednesday June 10, 2009
Time For The Dramatic Exit :: Friday June 12, 2009
Filling A Hole :: Monday June 15, 2009
Oops, I Did It Again :: Wednesday June 17, 2009
Let's Catch Up!
In which we catch up with various characters that are not our attention-seeking elephant.
Let's Catch Up With Doctor Blogzillions :: Friday June 19, 2009
Let's Catch Up With Marty :: Monday June 22, 2009
Let's Catch Up With Kacy! :: Wednesday June 24, 2009
Let's Catch Up With The Tooth Fairy! :: Friday June 26, 2009
Kacy's Journal
Kacy needs help in her creative writing class and mistakenly turns to Hank for help.
Trying To Remember :: Monday June 29, 2009
Every Step You Take :: Wednesday July 1, 2009
Memory Eraser :: Friday July 3, 2009
Literary Gauntlet :: Monday July 6, 2009
Back To The Well :: Wednesday July 8, 2009
Get A Good One Brewing :: Friday July 10, 2009
Lost It :: Monday July 13, 2009
The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen :: Wednesday July 15, 2009
The International :: Friday July 17, 2009
Jailbreak!
Hank recruits an accomplice to help him break Marty out of jail.
Jailbreak :: Monday August 3, 2009
Silent Partner :: Wednesday August 5, 2009
Criminal Mastermind :: Friday August 7, 2009
Small Details :: Monday August 10, 2009
Fancy Plan :: Wednesday August 12, 2009
Bad Idea :: Friday August 14, 2009
The Game Is Afoot! :: Monday August 17, 2009
Enter The Shower :: Wednesday August 19, 2009
Finding Marty :: Friday August 21, 2009
Better Than Outside? :: Monday August 24, 2009
Uncle Rapey :: Wednesday August 26, 2009
These Hands :: Friday August 28, 2009
Fantasyland :: Monday August 31, 2009
Going Gently :: Wednesday September 2, 2009
Sweet Kicks :: Friday September 4, 2009
Rise and Shine! :: Wednesday September 9, 2009
Surprise Visit :: Friday September 11, 2009
Thinking About Us :: Monday September 14, 2009
Coming Clean :: Wednesday September 16, 2009
Try Again :: Friday September 18, 2009
Don't Go Anywhere :: Monday September 21, 2009
I Need To Make A Phone Call :: Wednesday September 23, 2009
Small Issue With That Plan :: Friday September 25, 2009
Not Unreasonable :: Monday September 28, 2009
Wait For Me? :: Wednesday September 30, 2009
Plan B :: Friday October 2, 2009
Game of Death
Hank tries to uncover the mysteries of the raygun to solve Marty’s impotence, but gets more than he bargained for when the gun’s owner arrives.
Let The Music Move You :: Monday October 5, 2009
Push The Button :: Wednesday October 7, 2009
The Hairs On Your Neck :: Friday October 9, 2009
Puny Earthling :: Monday October 12, 2009
What Are You Drinking, Extra-Terrestrial Lifeform? :: Wednesday October 14, 2009
Ladies Of The Earth :: Friday October 16, 2009
Side Effects :: Monday October 19, 2009
To Infinity And Beyond :: Wednesday October 21, 2009
Make Me Throw Up, Scotty :: Friday October 23, 2009
Best of Both Worlds :: Monday October 26, 2009
Like... Space, Whoa. :: Wednesday October 28, 2009
I'm on a (space)boat! :: Friday October 30, 2009
Wake Up, We're Here :: Monday November 2, 2009
Bowl Blaster :: Wednesday November 4, 2009
Rockadeus :: Friday November 6, 2009
Dr. Snergaz :: Monday November 9, 2009
Karma Coming Your Way :: Wednesday November 11, 2009
Deadline. Literally. :: Friday November 13, 2009
Killfest :: Friday November 20, 2009
Not It! :: Monday November 23, 2009
25th Century Boy :: Wednesday November 25, 2009
Get To Know Your Weapons :: Monday November 30, 2009
Rules? :: Wednesday December 2, 2009
Pep Talk :: Friday December 4, 2009
The Architecture of Death :: Monday December 7, 2009
Kacy Thinks The Blues :: Wednesday December 9, 2009
Registration :: Friday December 11, 2009
Small Problem :: Monday December 14, 2009
Roar of the Crowd :: Wednesday December 16, 2009
Tall Order :: Friday December 18, 2009
One Shot :: Monday December 21, 2009
Richie Rich :: Wednesday December 23, 2009
Harsh Truth :: Monday December 28, 2009
Hello, Doctor :: Wednesday December 30, 2009
Think About It :: Monday January 4, 2010
One More Time :: Wednesday January 6, 2010
Double Or Nothing :: Friday January 8, 2010
A Betting Robot :: Monday January 11, 2010
Kill The Doctor :: Wednesday January 13, 2010
Another Proposition :: Friday January 15, 2010
Face Your Destroyer :: Monday January 18, 2010
Don't Look Behind The Curtain... :: Wednesday January 20, 2010
Wrap It Up :: Friday January 22, 2010
Robot Freedom :: Monday January 25, 2010
One More For The Road :: Wednesday January 27, 2010
Going Home :: Friday January 29, 2010
Behind The Curtain
A short and sweet look at the life of the creator and what it takes to bring Drunk Elephant Comics to life three times a week.
My Creative Process :: Monday February 1, 2010
How Do I Find The Time? :: Wednesday February 3, 2010
Why Do It At All? :: Friday February 5, 2010
Illegal Alien
Hank returns from space and helps the newly-arrived Loan-Bot adjust to life on Earth.
Back On Earth :: Monday February 8, 2010
We're Gonna Need A Bigger Robot Boat. :: Wednesday February 10, 2010
Undercover Robot :: Friday February 12, 2010
Face Off :: Monday February 15, 2010
Bosom Buddies :: Wednesday February 17, 2010
For A Friend :: Friday February 19, 2010
The Dating Game
Kacy tries to help Hank get back out into the dating pool, but ends up finding more than she bargained for.
Lonely Tent Pitching :: Monday February 22, 2010
Before Marriage :: Wednesday February 24, 2010
Sweet Talking 'Bout Ninjas :: Friday February 26, 2010
Meeting People :: Monday March 1, 2010
Someone For Everyone :: Wednesday March 3, 2010
Love Will Tear Us Apart :: Friday March 5, 2010
Wreckx N Effect :: Wednesday March 10, 2010
Pale Horse :: Friday March 12, 2010
Reading Bias :: Monday March 15, 2010
You Win, Comic Books. :: Wednesday March 17, 2010
Time for Comics :: Monday March 22, 2010
What The What? :: Wednesday March 24, 2010
Bitten By The Love Bug :: Friday March 26, 2010
The Wingman :: Monday March 29, 2010
Anticipation :: Wednesday March 31, 2010
Three's Company :: Friday April 2, 2010
Losing
Hank loses his way through a drunken bout of bad karma and depression.
Damn The Future :: Monday April 5, 2010
Drunk Dreams :: Wednesday April 7, 2010
More Whiskey, Kind Robot :: Friday April 9, 2010
Good Morning :: Monday April 12, 2010
The Cute One :: Friday April 16, 2010
How About A Water? :: Monday April 19, 2010
Naked Time :: Wednesday April 21, 2010
All Hail :: Friday April 23, 2010
Et Tu, Legs? :: Monday April 26, 2010
Heavy Stuff :: Wednesday April 28, 2010
Stay Awhile :: Friday April 30, 2010
Buddies :: Monday May 3, 2010
Booze Run
Hank figures out a way to get Marty out of jail, but fate again has other plans for Marty.
Prison Thoughts :: Wednesday May 5, 2010
Oh, By The Way? :: Friday May 7, 2010
Mr. Butterworth :: Monday May 10, 2010
100 Percent :: Wednesday May 12, 2010
A Little Light :: Friday May 14, 2010
Charity Case :: Monday May 17, 2010
Flash of Genius :: Wednesday May 19, 2010
Charity Run :: Friday May 21, 2010
Design Concerns :: Monday May 24, 2010
I Give You "The Printer" :: Wednesday May 26, 2010
Can You Make It In Cornflower Blue? :: Friday May 28, 2010
Calling Some People :: Wednesday June 2, 2010
The Payback :: Friday June 4, 2010
One Man Band :: Monday June 7, 2010
Pretty Please, Do Your Job :: Wednesday June 9, 2010
Snoozeville :: Friday June 11, 2010
The Shop Computer :: Monday June 14, 2010
Eel Advised :: Wednesday June 16, 2010
After The Eels :: Friday June 18, 2010
Jailhouse Surprise :: Monday June 21, 2010
All The Wine :: Thursday June 24, 2010
Beaming Ear To Ear :: Friday June 25, 2010
Swooshing :: Monday June 28, 2010
My Name :: Wednesday June 30, 2010
Severence Package :: Friday July 2, 2010
Helvetica :: Wednesday July 7, 2010
See You At The Party :: Friday July 9, 2010
Sign Up Sheet :: Monday July 12, 2010
Check It :: Wednesday July 14, 2010
Whisper My Name :: Friday July 16, 2010
The Blogzillionaire :: Monday July 19, 2010
Dollar Dollar Bill :: Wednesday July 21, 2010
Pocket Full of Ones :: Friday July 23, 2010
Get Thee To The Strip Club :: Monday July 26, 2010
Marco? Polo! :: Wednesday July 28, 2010
Stop, No and Don't :: Friday July 30, 2010
A Silent Reminder :: Monday August 2, 2010
Night Whispers :: Wednesday August 4, 2010
Post Club :: Friday August 6, 2010
It Just Got More Fierce :: Monday August 9, 2010
Limb Breaker :: Wednesday August 11, 2010
Registration Table :: Friday August 13, 2010
Pre-Race Jitters :: Monday August 16, 2010
Shotsssss :: Wednesday August 18, 2010
Scanners :: Friday August 20, 2010
Ready! Set! BEEOOM! :: Monday August 23, 2010
Racing By :: Wednesday August 25, 2010
The Over-Under :: Friday August 27, 2010
Hydration :: Monday August 30, 2010
Cash Rules Everything Around... Loan-Bot :: Wednesday September 1, 2010
Packed Bar :: Friday September 3, 2010
Closing The Bar :: Wednesday September 8, 2010
Bloody :: Friday September 10, 2010
Nothing We Could Do :: Monday September 13, 2010
The Call :: Wednesday September 15, 2010
Space Prison :: Friday September 17, 2010
A Tale of Two Marty's
Marty comes home from space a year later and discovers everything has changed.
Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates :: Monday September 20, 2010
Long Distance :: Wednesday September 22, 2010
Mama, I'm Coming Home :: Friday September 24, 2010
Let's Drop In :: Monday October 4, 2010
The Puppet Show :: Wednesday October 6, 2010
Prison Dead :: Friday October 8, 2010
Boner Blues :: Monday October 11, 2010
Find Kacy :: Wednesday October 13, 2010
Ninjakking :: Friday October 15, 2010
Head Over Feet :: Monday October 18, 2010
Ever Loving, Blue Eyed Troz :: Wednesday October 20, 2010
Pass Out Problems :: Friday October 22, 2010
Kacy Comes To :: Monday October 25, 2010
Time Moves On :: Wednesday October 27, 2010
Kacy Speaks :: Friday October 29, 2010
Let's Get Back To The Point :: Monday November 1, 2010
Where The Sad Go :: Wednesday November 3, 2010
Lost Little Elephant :: Friday November 5, 2010
Sexy Elephant :: Monday November 8, 2010
Geolocation :: Wednesday November 10, 2010
Aliens, Bro. Aliens. :: Friday November 12, 2010
Got A Signal, But It's Weak :: Monday November 15, 2010
Meanwhile, Back At The Shop :: Wednesday November 17, 2010
Arizona, Here We Come :: Friday November 19, 2010
The Holiday Diner :: Monday November 22, 2010
Road Trip :: Monday November 29, 2010
Git Along! :: Wednesday December 1, 2010
Hello? :: Friday December 3, 2010
Pals :: Monday December 6, 2010
Catching Up :: Wednesday December 8, 2010
Reunion :: Friday December 10, 2010
More Pressing Matters At Hand :: Monday December 13, 2010
Heart of the Matter :: Wednesday December 15, 2010
Bus Ride :: Friday December 17, 2010
Reach For The Sky :: Monday December 20, 2010
Raygun Redux :: Wednesday December 22, 2010
The Pants Party :: Monday December 27, 2010
Drag Him To The Bathroom :: Wednesday December 29, 2010
Duck & Cover :: Monday January 3, 2011
At Best :: Wednesday January 5, 2011
Close Your Eyes :: Friday January 7, 2011
That's Captain Amazing To You :: Monday January 10, 2011
Next Move :: Wednesday January 12, 2011
An Eloquent Proposition :: Friday January 14, 2011
I Wanna Be A Cowboy :: Monday January 17, 2011
Let's Get Pissed :: Wednesday January 19, 2011
No Strings Attached :: Friday January 21, 2011
Stargazing :: Monday January 24, 2011
Gritty :: Wednesday January 26, 2011
Sleep on the Road :: Friday January 28, 2011
So... :: Monday January 31, 2011
Tension :: Wednesday February 2, 2011
Jingle Jangle :: Friday February 4, 2011
Hot Bio Mess :: Monday February 7, 2011
Shhhuush :: Wednesday February 9, 2011
In The Trunk :: Friday February 11, 2011
Beards :: Monday February 14, 2011
Unanswerable :: Wednesday February 16, 2011
Drink of the Week: Gin Fizz :: Thursday February 17, 2011
Back To The Grill Again :: Friday February 18, 2011
Lunch on the Road :: Monday February 21, 2011
Sweet Release :: Wednesday February 23, 2011
Talk Amongst Yourselves :: Friday February 25, 2011
Get in the car :: Monday February 28, 2011
Rinse off the road :: Wednesday March 2, 2011
Bar Reunion :: Friday March 4, 2011
Let's Speak About Your Bill, Sir :: Monday March 7, 2011
Shave It Off :: Wednesday March 9, 2011
The Prettiest Week of My Life :: Friday March 11, 2011
What's Behind Door Number One? :: Monday March 14, 2011
Piecing It Together :: Wednesday March 16, 2011
Repetitions :: Friday March 18, 2011
Who's At The Door? :: Monday March 21, 2011
Get Her Inside :: Wednesday March 23, 2011
Tension in the Room :: Friday March 25, 2011
Five Minutes :: Monday March 28, 2011
B.A. :: Wednesday March 30, 2011
Making Plans Over The Phone :: Friday April 1, 2011
Fire In The Sky :: Monday April 4, 2011
Sweet Beam :: Wednesday April 6, 2011
New Roommate :: Friday April 8, 2011
Space Bastards :: Monday April 11, 2011
Share the Love :: Wednesday April 13, 2011
Positive Drinking
Loan-Bot enacts a brilliant marketing plan for the bar.
Genius Bar :: Friday April 15, 2011
Turning Frowns Upside Down :: Monday April 18, 2011
Gather Round :: Wednesday April 20, 2011
Fortunate Son :: Friday April 22, 2011
What Goes Up Must Come Down :: Monday April 25, 2011
One Bed To Rule Them All
Hank sets out to reclaim his bed from his new roommate.
Bedtime Conversations :: Wednesday April 27, 2011
How Are You? Are You Okay? :: Friday April 29, 2011
Get Together :: Monday May 2, 2011
Matchmaker :: Wednesday May 4, 2011
A Little Late :: Friday May 6, 2011
Bed Bug :: Monday May 9, 2011
Brass Big Ones :: Wednesday May 11, 2011
Body Moving :: Friday May 13, 2011
Morning After :: Monday May 16, 2011
Baby Makes Three
The Tooth Fairy returns with a bundle of joy she’s hoping has Hank’s name on it.
The Return :: Wednesday May 18, 2011
Fierce or Flex? :: Friday May 20, 2011
Gaze into the Fist of the Fairy! :: Monday May 23, 2011
The Surgeon :: Wednesday May 25, 2011
The Bodyguard :: Friday May 27, 2011
The Good News :: Wednesday June 1, 2011
Guessing Game :: Friday June 3, 2011
Say It With Cake :: Monday June 6, 2011
Paint a Picture :: Wednesday June 8, 2011
Picture Time :: Friday June 10, 2011
Reputation Management :: Monday June 13, 2011
Unbiased Opinion :: Wednesday June 15, 2011
Did You Myth Me? :: Friday June 17, 2011
The Myth of Drunkeness :: Monday June 20, 2011
Elephant Man :: Wednesday June 22, 2011
Talk To You Later :: Friday June 24, 2011
Left Behind Again :: Monday June 27, 2011
Upgrades :: Wednesday June 29, 2011
Courthouse Steps :: Friday July 1, 2011
Absence of Malice :: Wednesday July 6, 2011
Parting Gifts :: Friday July 8, 2011
Eggcellent :: Monday July 11, 2011
They'll Fix You. They Fix Everyone. :: Wednesday July 13, 2011
The Cat Is Away :: Friday July 15, 2011
Wicked Space :: Monday July 18, 2011
Shouldn't Breathe So Much :: Wednesday July 20, 2011
Wake Me Up Before You Go :: Friday July 22, 2011
Signed Epstein's Mother :: Monday July 25, 2011
Timeout :: Wednesday July 27, 2011
Just Act Natural :: Friday July 29, 2011
Negatory :: Monday August 1, 2011
Celebratory Drinks :: Wednesday August 3, 2011
Your Boyfriend Called :: Friday August 5, 2011
Who's Your Daddy? :: Monday August 8, 2011
Leaning Towers
Marty’s back, and Hank takes the opportunity to set things right between him and Sam. Hank may also want a bit of payback for the trouble.
Space Jesus :: Wednesday August 10, 2011
Mad Science :: Friday August 12, 2011
Share Your Killfest :: Monday August 15, 2011
Enter The Cuckold :: Wednesday August 17, 2011
Drink of the Week: The Godfather :: Thursday August 18, 2011
Pheromones, Man :: Friday August 19, 2011
Head or Gut :: Monday August 22, 2011
From The Floor :: Wednesday August 24, 2011
Time To Forget :: Friday August 26, 2011
Just One More :: Wednesday September 7, 2011
Poopy Pants :: Friday September 9, 2011
It's That Time :: Monday September 12, 2011
Blue Valentine :: Wednesday September 14, 2011
Are We Having Fun Yet? :: Friday September 16, 2011
Two Beers Please :: Monday September 19, 2011
Adios :: Wednesday September 21, 2011
Pants Party :: Friday September 23, 2011
Wrong Question :: Monday September 26, 2011
Take Your Mind Off It :: Wednesday September 28, 2011
New Problem :: Friday September 30, 2011
Hard Hats :: Monday October 3, 2011
All According To Plan :: Wednesday October 5, 2011
What Glitters Isn't Always Gold :: Friday October 7, 2011
Angry Girlfriends. Angry Elephant. :: Monday October 10, 2011
Barhopping
Hank decides to go exploring at other bars other than Loan-Bot’s fine establishment.
Good To See You Again :: Monday October 24, 2011
Pub Blackmail :: Wednesday October 26, 2011
So Happy To Be Here :: Friday October 28, 2011
Halloweenie
Hank gets an unexpected surprise on what he presumes will be a lonely, regretfully drunken Halloween.
Halloween Is In The Heart :: Monday October 31, 2011
The Morning After Halloween :: Wednesday November 2, 2011
Halloween Hot :: Friday November 4, 2011
Happy Hank :: Monday November 7, 2011
Where For Art Thou, Romeo? :: Wednesday November 9, 2011
Daddy Issues :: Friday November 11, 2011
Daddy Come Calling :: Monday November 14, 2011
God Damn
Hank meets an old enemy from the past who is trying to reclaim something he thinks Hank stole from him.
Return of the Bad Guy :: Wednesday November 16, 2011
My Little Boy :: Friday November 18, 2011
Return What Is Mine :: Monday November 21, 2011
Have A Drink :: Thursday November 24, 2011
Drink To Death :: Monday November 28, 2011
Can I Open A Tab? :: Wednesday November 30, 2011
Evil Magic Man :: Friday December 2, 2011
Clamp Clamp Clump :: Thursday December 8, 2011
Pay Up :: Monday December 12, 2011
Go With Him :: Wednesday December 14, 2011
Bacchus :: Friday December 16, 2011
Loan-Bot Laffs :: Monday December 19, 2011
Title Shot :: Wednesday December 21, 2011
Time To Leave :: Friday December 23, 2011
Not Fully Operational :: Wednesday December 28, 2011
Lock and Loaded :: Wednesday January 4, 2012
DRUNK :: Friday January 6, 2012
That's the Power of Drunk :: Monday January 9, 2012
God Punch :: Wednesday January 11, 2012
What Have You Been Up To? :: Friday January 13, 2012
By Date
2012
February
Overclocking Your Hard DriveJanuary
A Different AdventureThe New Antiquing
Silly Elephant
Bedouin Blues
Murderface
Koffee Korner
Up Early For Coffee
What Have You Been Up To?
God Punch
That's the Power of Drunk
DRUNK
Lock and Loaded
2011
December
Not Fully OperationalTime To Leave
Title Shot
Loan-Bot Laffs
Bacchus
Go With Him
Pay Up
Clamp Clamp Clump
Evil Magic Man
November
Can I Open A Tab?Drink To Death
Have A Drink
Return What Is Mine
My Little Boy
Return of the Bad Guy
Daddy Come Calling
Daddy Issues
Where For Art Thou, Romeo?
Happy Hank
Halloween Hot
The Morning After Halloween
October
Halloween Is In The HeartSo Happy To Be Here
Pub Blackmail
Good To See You Again
Love Sickness
More is Less
Angry Girlfriends. Angry Elephant.
What Glitters Isn't Always Gold
All According To Plan
Hard Hats
September
New ProblemDrink of the Week: NyQuil
Take Your Mind Off It
Wrong Question
Pants Party
Drink of the Week: Whiskey Sour
Adios
Two Beers Please
Are We Having Fun Yet?
Drink of the Week: Tom Collins
Blue Valentine
It's That Time
Poopy Pants
Drink of the Week: Salty Dog
Just One More
August
Taking a Week Off to Move!Time To Forget
Drink of the Week: Gin Rickey
From The Floor
Head or Gut
Pheromones, Man
Drink of the Week: The Godfather
Enter The Cuckold
Share Your Killfest
Mad Science
Drink of the Week: Algonquin
Space Jesus
Who's Your Daddy?
Your Boyfriend Called
Drink of the Week: Sangria
Celebratory Drinks
Negatory
July
Just Act NaturalDrink of the Week: Pimm's Cup
Timeout
Signed Epstein's Mother
Wake Me Up Before You Go
Drink of the Week: Water!
Shouldn't Breathe So Much
Wicked Space
The Cat Is Away
Drink of the Week: Martini
They'll Fix You. They Fix Everyone.
Eggcellent
Parting Gifts
Drink of the Week: Mai Tai
Absence of Malice
Courthouse Steps
June
Drink of the Week: All the BeerUpgrades
Left Behind Again
Talk To You Later
Drink of the Week: Rusty Nail
Elephant Man
The Myth of Drunkeness
Did You Myth Me?
Drink of the Week: Sazerac
Unbiased Opinion
Reputation Management
Picture Time
Drink of the Week: Dark & Stormy
Paint a Picture
Say It With Cake
Guessing Game
Drink of the Week: Mimosa
The Good News
May
The BodyguardDrink of the Week: The Aviation
The Surgeon
Gaze into the Fist of the Fairy!
Fierce or Flex?
Drink of the Week: Mojito
The Return
Morning After
Body Moving
Drink of the Week: Mint Julep
Brass Big Ones
Bed Bug
A Little Late
Drink of the Week: Margarita
Matchmaker
Get Together
April
How Are You? Are You Okay?Drink of the Week: Suffering Bastard
Bedtime Conversations
What Goes Up Must Come Down
Fortunate Son
Drink of the Week: Jack Rose
Gather Round
Turning Frowns Upside Down
Genius Bar
Drink of the Week: Gin Smash
Share the Love
Space Bastards
New Roommate
Drink of the Week: Radler
Sweet Beam
Fire In The Sky
Making Plans Over The Phone
March
Drink of the Week: SidecarB.A.
Five Minutes
Tension in the Room
Drink of the Week: Moscow Mule
Get Her Inside
Who's At The Door?
Repetitions
Drink of the Week: All The Drinks
Piecing It Together
What's Behind Door Number One?
The Prettiest Week of My Life
Drink of the Week: Daiquiri
Shave It Off
Let's Speak About Your Bill, Sir
Bar Reunion
Drink of the Week: Americano
Rinse off the road
February
Get in the carTalk Amongst Yourselves
Drink of the Week: The Alps
Sweet Release
Lunch on the Road
Back To The Grill Again
Drink of the Week: Gin Fizz
Unanswerable
Beards
In The Trunk
Drink of the Week: The Gimlet
Shhhuush
Hot Bio Mess
Jingle Jangle
Drink of the Week: The Vesper
Tension
January
So...Sleep on the Road
Drink of the Week: Sloe Gin Fizz
Gritty
Stargazing
No Strings Attached
Drink of the Week: Irish Coffee
Let's Get Pissed
I Wanna Be A Cowboy
An Eloquent Proposition
Drink of the Week: The Boilermaker
Next Move
That's Captain Amazing To You
Close Your Eyes
Drink of the Week: Negroni
At Best
Duck & Cover
2010
December
Drink of the Week: Kir RoyaleDrag Him To The Bathroom
The Pants Party
Drink of the Week: White Russian
Raygun Redux
Reach For The Sky
Bus Ride
Drink of the Week: Blood & Sand
Heart of the Matter
More Pressing Matters At Hand
Reunion
Drink of the Week: The Bronx
Catching Up
Pals
Hello?
Drink of the Week: Rob Roy
Git Along!
November
Road TripDrink of the Week: Scotch. And Only Scotch.
The Holiday Diner
Arizona, Here We Come
Drink of the Week: Navy Grog
Meanwhile, Back At The Shop
Got A Signal, But It's Weak
Aliens, Bro. Aliens.
Drink of the Week: The Singapore Sling
Geolocation
Sexy Elephant
Lost Little Elephant
Drink of the Week: Manhattan
Where The Sad Go
Let's Get Back To The Point
October
Kacy SpeaksDrink of the Week: The Zombie
Time Moves On
Kacy Comes To
Pass Out Problems
Drink of the Week: Cuba Libre
Ever Loving, Blue Eyed Troz
Head Over Feet
Ninjakking
Drink of the Week: Old Fashioned
Find Kacy
Boner Blues
Prison Dead
The Puppet Show
Let's Drop In
September
Vacation Week!Mama, I'm Coming Home
Long Distance
Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates
Space Prison
The Call
Nothing We Could Do
Bloody
Closing The Bar
Packed Bar
Cash Rules Everything Around... Loan-Bot
August
HydrationThe Over-Under
Racing By
Ready! Set! BEEOOM!
Scanners
Shotsssss
Pre-Race Jitters
Registration Table
Limb Breaker
It Just Got More Fierce
Post Club
Night Whispers
A Silent Reminder
July
Stop, No and Don'tMarco? Polo!
Get Thee To The Strip Club
Pocket Full of Ones
Dollar Dollar Bill
The Blogzillionaire
Whisper My Name
Check It
Sign Up Sheet
See You At The Party
Helvetica
Severence Package
June
My NameSwooshing
Beaming Ear To Ear
All The Wine
Jailhouse Surprise
After The Eels
Eel Advised
The Shop Computer
Snoozeville
Pretty Please, Do Your Job
One Man Band
The Payback
Calling Some People
May
Can You Make It In Cornflower Blue?I Give You "The Printer"
Design Concerns
Charity Run
Flash of Genius
Charity Case
A Little Light
100 Percent
Mr. Butterworth
Oh, By The Way?
Prison Thoughts
Buddies
April
Stay AwhileHeavy Stuff
Et Tu, Legs?
All Hail
Naked Time
How About A Water?
The Cute One
The Man Behind The Men
Good Morning
More Whiskey, Kind Robot
Drunk Dreams
Damn The Future
Three's Company
March
AnticipationThe Wingman
Bitten By The Love Bug
What The What?
Time for Comics
Cry Cry Cry
You Win, Comic Books.
Reading Bias
Pale Horse
Wreckx N Effect
Every year, I try to avoid it
Love Will Tear Us Apart
Someone For Everyone
Meeting People
February
Sweet Talking 'Bout NinjasBefore Marriage
Lonely Tent Pitching
For A Friend
Bosom Buddies
Face Off
Undercover Robot
We're Gonna Need A Bigger Robot Boat.
Back On Earth
Why Do It At All?
How Do I Find The Time?
My Creative Process
January
Going HomeOne More For The Road
Robot Freedom
Wrap It Up
Don't Look Behind The Curtain...
Face Your Destroyer
Another Proposition
Kill The Doctor
A Betting Robot
Double Or Nothing
One More Time
Think About It
2009
December
Hello, DoctorHarsh Truth
Richie Rich
One Shot
Tall Order
Roar of the Crowd
Small Problem
Registration
Kacy Thinks The Blues
The Architecture of Death
Pep Talk
Rules?
November
Get To Know Your Weapons25th Century Boy
Not It!
Killfest
Guest Strip: Aaron Gillespie
Guest Strip: Bruce McCorkindale
Deadline. Literally.
Karma Coming Your Way
Dr. Snergaz
Rockadeus
Bowl Blaster
Wake Up, We're Here
October
I'm on a (space)boat!Like... Space, Whoa.
Best of Both Worlds
Make Me Throw Up, Scotty
To Infinity And Beyond
Side Effects
Ladies Of The Earth
What Are You Drinking, Extra-Terrestrial Lifeform?
Puny Earthling
The Hairs On Your Neck
Push The Button
Let The Music Move You
Plan B
September
Wait For Me?Not Unreasonable
Small Issue With That Plan
I Need To Make A Phone Call
Don't Go Anywhere
Try Again
Coming Clean
Thinking About Us
Surprise Visit
Rise and Shine!
Sweet Kicks
Going Gently
August
FantasylandThese Hands
Uncle Rapey
Better Than Outside?
Finding Marty
Enter The Shower
The Game Is Afoot!
Bad Idea
Fancy Plan
Small Details
Criminal Mastermind
Silent Partner
Jailbreak
July
The InternationalThe Clocks Were Striking Thirteen
Lost It
Get A Good One Brewing
Back To The Well
Literary Gauntlet
Memory Eraser
Every Step You Take
June
Trying To RememberLet's Catch Up With The Tooth Fairy!
Let's Catch Up With Kacy!
Let's Catch Up With Marty
Let's Catch Up With Doctor Blogzillions
Oops, I Did It Again
Filling A Hole
Time For The Dramatic Exit
Top Earner
Mistakes
Morning, Sunshine
Oh, Prison is Fine!
Go Home... With Me.
May
Sexually SpeakingShut. Up.
Money To Burn
It Ain't Kool
About That Wall?
Nice To See You Again
Sweet Tooth
Enter... The Tooth Fairy!
Your Mom
Hangover City
Bloody Mary Emergency
Booze Sweats
Full Moon
April
The Party Is OverCan I Go Upstairs On You?
On A Journey
Monkey Weight
Monkey Conspiracy
Yeah, I'm busy...
Visiting Hours
Where's Blogzillions?
Bang Bang
Hugs!
Independent Living
Open The Door
Wanted Men
March
Alone TimeMeanwhile... Blogzillions!
You There?
It's Been A Tough Year
Thick. Rich.
You Like To Dance?
How YOU doin'?
Start Making It Sexy
You Like Money?
Twitter, Babies
Doctor Who?
Actually, You're Going To Jail.
February
Tonight on News@6!Whoop Whoop!
Uncomfortable Moments Shared While Drunk
The Hot Zone
Full Frontal Monkey
Run, Hank, Run
Stiff Upper Lip
CLICK
January
Kacy's BackSo, Monkeys?
Not Again!
Broke Dick Blues
The Double Deuce!
Just Use One!
Relax. I Got This.
I Don't Have A Problem!
Wow!
2008
December
First Date JinxIt's A Brave New World
Hey Jenny Slater
The Junk And The Trunk
Primates Do It Better
I'll See You At Home.
Hell. Yes.
Just Shoot Me!
Mmm... pot roast!
November
Dubbya. Tee. Eff.What WAS That?!?
BEEOOM!
Is That a Raygun?
Funny, That Felt Like Drowning!
Um... Waterboarding?
Six Questions Later...
Y-Wing, Bitch.
October
Oh no. OH YES!I Will Answer In The Form Of A Question.
Oh, It's On Now
Bet I Do
The Waiting Game
It's All Part Of The Plan
I have a plan
Boobs
Hi, Roomie!
September
My Name is KACY!The name is... Marty.
ARGH really isn't a Scottish name.
What happened to the regular guy?
Tub Girl Meets Drunk Elephant
The White Lady
A New Life In A New City