A New Life In A New City :: Tuesday September 9, 2008
It all starts here! Meet Hank, a little elephant who moves to a new town. In short order, he makes a new friend named Marty over cocaine, and the two get to know the new bartender, Kacy.
A New Life In A New City :: Tuesday September 9, 2008
The White Lady :: Thursday September 11, 2008
Tub Girl Meets Drunk Elephant :: Tuesday September 16, 2008
What happened to the regular guy? :: Thursday September 18, 2008
ARGH really isn't a Scottish name. :: Tuesday September 23, 2008
The name is... Marty. :: Thursday September 25, 2008
My Name is KACY! :: Tuesday September 30, 2008
Hi, Roomie! :: Thursday October 2, 2008
Hank’s obsession over seeing Kacy’s cleavage one night causes him to hatch a nefarious plan to get a better look at what’s under Kacy’s shirt: Wet T-Shirt Triva Contest!
Boobs :: Tuesday October 7, 2008
I have a plan :: Thursday October 9, 2008
It's All Part Of The Plan :: Tuesday October 14, 2008
The Waiting Game :: Thursday October 16, 2008
Bet I Do :: Tuesday October 21, 2008
Oh, It's On Now :: Thursday October 23, 2008
I Will Answer In The Form Of A Question. :: Tuesday October 28, 2008
Oh no. OH YES! :: Thursday October 30, 2008
Y-Wing, Bitch. :: Tuesday November 4, 2008
Six Questions Later... :: Thursday November 6, 2008
Um... Waterboarding? :: Tuesday November 11, 2008
Funny, That Felt Like Drowning! :: Thursday November 13, 2008
Hank and Marty find a raygun in the street, which shoots a mysterious sort of ray from it.
Is That a Raygun? :: Tuesday November 18, 2008
BEEOOM! :: Thursday November 20, 2008
What WAS That?!? :: Tuesday November 25, 2008
Dubbya. Tee. Eff. :: Thursday November 27, 2008
Mmm... pot roast! :: Tuesday December 2, 2008
Just Shoot Me! :: Thursday December 4, 2008
Hell. Yes. :: Tuesday December 9, 2008
I'll See You At Home. :: Thursday December 11, 2008
Primates Do It Better :: Tuesday December 16, 2008
The Junk And The Trunk :: Thursday December 18, 2008
Hey Jenny Slater :: Tuesday December 23, 2008
It's A Brave New World :: Thursday December 25, 2008
First Date Jinx :: Tuesday December 30, 2008
Wow! :: Thursday January 1, 2009
I Don't Have A Problem! :: Tuesday January 6, 2009
Relax. I Got This. :: Thursday January 8, 2009
Just Use One! :: Tuesday January 13, 2009
The Double Deuce! :: Thursday January 15, 2009
Broke Dick Blues :: Tuesday January 20, 2009
Not Again! :: Thursday January 22, 2009
So, Monkeys? :: Tuesday January 27, 2009
Kacy's Back :: Thursday January 29, 2009
CLICK :: Tuesday February 3, 2009
Stiff Upper Lip :: Thursday February 5, 2009
Run, Hank, Run :: Tuesday February 10, 2009
Full Frontal Monkey :: Thursday February 12, 2009
After their monkey stealing exploits, Hank and Marty have to find a new apartment.
The Hot Zone :: Tuesday February 17, 2009
Uncomfortable Moments Shared While Drunk :: Thursday February 19, 2009
Whoop Whoop! :: Tuesday February 24, 2009
Tonight on News@6! :: Thursday February 26, 2009
Actually, You're Going To Jail. :: Tuesday March 3, 2009
Doctor Who? :: Thursday March 5, 2009
Twitter, Babies :: Monday March 9, 2009
You Like Money? :: Wednesday March 11, 2009
Start Making It Sexy :: Friday March 13, 2009
How YOU doin'? :: Monday March 16, 2009
You Like To Dance? :: Wednesday March 18, 2009
Thick. Rich. :: Friday March 20, 2009
It's Been A Tough Year :: Monday March 23, 2009
You There? :: Wednesday March 25, 2009
Meanwhile... Blogzillions! :: Friday March 27, 2009
Alone Time :: Monday March 30, 2009
Wanted Men :: Wednesday April 1, 2009
Open The Door :: Friday April 3, 2009
Independent Living :: Monday April 6, 2009
Hugs! :: Wednesday April 8, 2009
Bang Bang :: Friday April 10, 2009
Where's Blogzillions? :: Monday April 13, 2009
Visiting Hours :: Wednesday April 15, 2009
Yeah, I'm busy... :: Friday April 17, 2009
Monkey Conspiracy :: Monday April 20, 2009
Monkey Weight :: Wednesday April 22, 2009
On A Journey :: Friday April 24, 2009
With Marty in jail, the past comes back to haunt Hank in a series of awkward events.
Can I Go Upstairs On You? :: Monday April 27, 2009
The Party Is Over :: Wednesday April 29, 2009
Full Moon :: Friday May 1, 2009
Booze Sweats :: Monday May 4, 2009
Bloody Mary Emergency :: Wednesday May 6, 2009
Hangover City :: Friday May 8, 2009
Your Mom :: Monday May 11, 2009
Enter... The Tooth Fairy! :: Wednesday May 13, 2009
Sweet Tooth :: Friday May 15, 2009
Nice To See You Again :: Monday May 18, 2009
About That Wall? :: Wednesday May 20, 2009
It Ain't Kool :: Friday May 22, 2009
Money To Burn :: Monday May 25, 2009
Shut. Up. :: Wednesday May 27, 2009
Sexually Speaking :: Friday May 29, 2009
Go Home... With Me. :: Monday June 1, 2009
Oh, Prison is Fine! :: Wednesday June 3, 2009
Morning, Sunshine :: Friday June 5, 2009
Mistakes :: Monday June 8, 2009
Top Earner :: Wednesday June 10, 2009
Time For The Dramatic Exit :: Friday June 12, 2009
Filling A Hole :: Monday June 15, 2009
Oops, I Did It Again :: Wednesday June 17, 2009
In which we catch up with various characters that are not our attention-seeking elephant.
Let's Catch Up With Doctor Blogzillions :: Friday June 19, 2009
Let's Catch Up With Marty :: Monday June 22, 2009
Let's Catch Up With Kacy! :: Wednesday June 24, 2009
Let's Catch Up With The Tooth Fairy! :: Friday June 26, 2009
Kacy needs help in her creative writing class and mistakenly turns to Hank for help.
Trying To Remember :: Monday June 29, 2009
Every Step You Take :: Wednesday July 1, 2009
Memory Eraser :: Friday July 3, 2009
Literary Gauntlet :: Monday July 6, 2009
Back To The Well :: Wednesday July 8, 2009
Get A Good One Brewing :: Friday July 10, 2009
Lost It :: Monday July 13, 2009
The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen :: Wednesday July 15, 2009
The International :: Friday July 17, 2009
Hank recruits an accomplice to help him break Marty out of jail.
Jailbreak :: Monday August 3, 2009
Silent Partner :: Wednesday August 5, 2009
Criminal Mastermind :: Friday August 7, 2009
Small Details :: Monday August 10, 2009
Fancy Plan :: Wednesday August 12, 2009
Bad Idea :: Friday August 14, 2009
The Game Is Afoot! :: Monday August 17, 2009
Enter The Shower :: Wednesday August 19, 2009
Finding Marty :: Friday August 21, 2009
Better Than Outside? :: Monday August 24, 2009
Uncle Rapey :: Wednesday August 26, 2009
These Hands :: Friday August 28, 2009
Fantasyland :: Monday August 31, 2009
Going Gently :: Wednesday September 2, 2009
Sweet Kicks :: Friday September 4, 2009
Rise and Shine! :: Wednesday September 9, 2009
Surprise Visit :: Friday September 11, 2009
Thinking About Us :: Monday September 14, 2009
Coming Clean :: Wednesday September 16, 2009
Try Again :: Friday September 18, 2009
Don't Go Anywhere :: Monday September 21, 2009
I Need To Make A Phone Call :: Wednesday September 23, 2009
Small Issue With That Plan :: Friday September 25, 2009
Not Unreasonable :: Monday September 28, 2009
Wait For Me? :: Wednesday September 30, 2009
Plan B :: Friday October 2, 2009
Hank tries to uncover the mysteries of the raygun to solve Marty’s impotence, but gets more than he bargained for when the gun’s owner arrives.
Let The Music Move You :: Monday October 5, 2009
Push The Button :: Wednesday October 7, 2009
The Hairs On Your Neck :: Friday October 9, 2009
Puny Earthling :: Monday October 12, 2009
What Are You Drinking, Extra-Terrestrial Lifeform? :: Wednesday October 14, 2009
Ladies Of The Earth :: Friday October 16, 2009
Side Effects :: Monday October 19, 2009
To Infinity And Beyond :: Wednesday October 21, 2009
Make Me Throw Up, Scotty :: Friday October 23, 2009
Best of Both Worlds :: Monday October 26, 2009
Like... Space, Whoa. :: Wednesday October 28, 2009
I'm on a (space)boat! :: Friday October 30, 2009
Wake Up, We're Here :: Monday November 2, 2009
Bowl Blaster :: Wednesday November 4, 2009
Rockadeus :: Friday November 6, 2009
Dr. Snergaz :: Monday November 9, 2009
Karma Coming Your Way :: Wednesday November 11, 2009
Deadline. Literally. :: Friday November 13, 2009
Killfest :: Friday November 20, 2009
Not It! :: Monday November 23, 2009
25th Century Boy :: Wednesday November 25, 2009
Get To Know Your Weapons :: Monday November 30, 2009
Rules? :: Wednesday December 2, 2009
Pep Talk :: Friday December 4, 2009
The Architecture of Death :: Monday December 7, 2009
Kacy Thinks The Blues :: Wednesday December 9, 2009
Registration :: Friday December 11, 2009
Small Problem :: Monday December 14, 2009
Roar of the Crowd :: Wednesday December 16, 2009
Tall Order :: Friday December 18, 2009
One Shot :: Monday December 21, 2009
Richie Rich :: Wednesday December 23, 2009
Harsh Truth :: Monday December 28, 2009
Hello, Doctor :: Wednesday December 30, 2009
Think About It :: Monday January 4, 2010
One More Time :: Wednesday January 6, 2010
Double Or Nothing :: Friday January 8, 2010
A Betting Robot :: Monday January 11, 2010
Kill The Doctor :: Wednesday January 13, 2010
Another Proposition :: Friday January 15, 2010
Face Your Destroyer :: Monday January 18, 2010
Don't Look Behind The Curtain... :: Wednesday January 20, 2010
Wrap It Up :: Friday January 22, 2010
Robot Freedom :: Monday January 25, 2010
One More For The Road :: Wednesday January 27, 2010
Going Home :: Friday January 29, 2010