By Storyline

Introductions

It all starts here! Meet Hank, a little elephant who moves to a new town. In short order, he makes a new friend named Marty over cocaine, and the two get to know the new bartender, Kacy.

A New Life In A New City :: Tuesday September 9, 2008

The White Lady :: Thursday September 11, 2008

Tub Girl Meets Drunk Elephant :: Tuesday September 16, 2008

What happened to the regular guy? :: Thursday September 18, 2008

ARGH really isn't a Scottish name. :: Tuesday September 23, 2008

The name is... Marty. :: Thursday September 25, 2008

My Name is KACY! :: Tuesday September 30, 2008

Hi, Roomie! :: Thursday October 2, 2008

Guantanomo Jeopardy

Hank’s obsession over seeing Kacy’s cleavage one night causes him to hatch a nefarious plan to get a better look at what’s under Kacy’s shirt: Wet T-Shirt Triva Contest!

Boobs :: Tuesday October 7, 2008

I have a plan :: Thursday October 9, 2008

It's All Part Of The Plan :: Tuesday October 14, 2008

The Waiting Game :: Thursday October 16, 2008

Bet I Do :: Tuesday October 21, 2008

Oh, It's On Now :: Thursday October 23, 2008

I Will Answer In The Form Of A Question. :: Tuesday October 28, 2008

Oh no. OH YES! :: Thursday October 30, 2008

Y-Wing, Bitch. :: Tuesday November 4, 2008

Six Questions Later... :: Thursday November 6, 2008

Um... Waterboarding? :: Tuesday November 11, 2008

Funny, That Felt Like Drowning! :: Thursday November 13, 2008

The Naked (Ray)Gun!

Hank and Marty find a raygun in the street, which shoots a mysterious sort of ray from it.

Is That a Raygun? :: Tuesday November 18, 2008

BEEOOM! :: Thursday November 20, 2008

What WAS That?!? :: Tuesday November 25, 2008

Dubbya. Tee. Eff. :: Thursday November 27, 2008

Mmm... pot roast! :: Tuesday December 2, 2008

Just Shoot Me! :: Thursday December 4, 2008

Hell. Yes. :: Tuesday December 9, 2008

I'll See You At Home. :: Thursday December 11, 2008

Primates Do It Better :: Tuesday December 16, 2008

The Junk And The Trunk :: Thursday December 18, 2008

Hey Jenny Slater :: Tuesday December 23, 2008

It's A Brave New World :: Thursday December 25, 2008

First Date Jinx :: Tuesday December 30, 2008

Wow! :: Thursday January 1, 2009

I Don't Have A Problem! :: Tuesday January 6, 2009

Relax. I Got This. :: Thursday January 8, 2009

Just Use One! :: Tuesday January 13, 2009

The Double Deuce! :: Thursday January 15, 2009

Broke Dick Blues :: Tuesday January 20, 2009

Not Again! :: Thursday January 22, 2009

So, Monkeys? :: Tuesday January 27, 2009

Kacy's Back :: Thursday January 29, 2009

CLICK :: Tuesday February 3, 2009

Stiff Upper Lip :: Thursday February 5, 2009

Run, Hank, Run :: Tuesday February 10, 2009

Full Frontal Monkey :: Thursday February 12, 2009

Moving Day

After their monkey stealing exploits, Hank and Marty have to find a new apartment.

The Hot Zone :: Tuesday February 17, 2009

Uncomfortable Moments Shared While Drunk :: Thursday February 19, 2009

Whoop Whoop! :: Tuesday February 24, 2009

Tonight on News@6! :: Thursday February 26, 2009

Actually, You're Going To Jail. :: Tuesday March 3, 2009

Doctor Who? :: Thursday March 5, 2009

Twitter, Babies :: Monday March 9, 2009

You Like Money? :: Wednesday March 11, 2009

Start Making It Sexy :: Friday March 13, 2009

How YOU doin'? :: Monday March 16, 2009

You Like To Dance? :: Wednesday March 18, 2009

Thick. Rich. :: Friday March 20, 2009

It's Been A Tough Year :: Monday March 23, 2009

You There? :: Wednesday March 25, 2009

Meanwhile... Blogzillions! :: Friday March 27, 2009

Alone Time :: Monday March 30, 2009

Wanted Men :: Wednesday April 1, 2009

Open The Door :: Friday April 3, 2009

Independent Living :: Monday April 6, 2009

Hugs! :: Wednesday April 8, 2009

Bang Bang :: Friday April 10, 2009

Where's Blogzillions? :: Monday April 13, 2009

Visiting Hours :: Wednesday April 15, 2009

Yeah, I'm busy... :: Friday April 17, 2009

Monkey Conspiracy :: Monday April 20, 2009

Monkey Weight :: Wednesday April 22, 2009

On A Journey :: Friday April 24, 2009

Fairy Certain

With Marty in jail, the past comes back to haunt Hank in a series of awkward events.

Can I Go Upstairs On You? :: Monday April 27, 2009

The Party Is Over :: Wednesday April 29, 2009

Full Moon :: Friday May 1, 2009

Booze Sweats :: Monday May 4, 2009

Bloody Mary Emergency :: Wednesday May 6, 2009

Hangover City :: Friday May 8, 2009

Your Mom :: Monday May 11, 2009

Enter... The Tooth Fairy! :: Wednesday May 13, 2009

Sweet Tooth :: Friday May 15, 2009

Nice To See You Again :: Monday May 18, 2009

About That Wall? :: Wednesday May 20, 2009

It Ain't Kool :: Friday May 22, 2009

Money To Burn :: Monday May 25, 2009

Shut. Up. :: Wednesday May 27, 2009

Sexually Speaking :: Friday May 29, 2009

Go Home... With Me. :: Monday June 1, 2009

Oh, Prison is Fine! :: Wednesday June 3, 2009

Morning, Sunshine :: Friday June 5, 2009

Mistakes :: Monday June 8, 2009

Top Earner :: Wednesday June 10, 2009

Time For The Dramatic Exit :: Friday June 12, 2009

Filling A Hole :: Monday June 15, 2009

Oops, I Did It Again :: Wednesday June 17, 2009

Let's Catch Up!

In which we catch up with various characters that are not our attention-seeking elephant.

Let's Catch Up With Doctor Blogzillions :: Friday June 19, 2009

Let's Catch Up With Marty :: Monday June 22, 2009

Let's Catch Up With Kacy! :: Wednesday June 24, 2009

Let's Catch Up With The Tooth Fairy! :: Friday June 26, 2009

Kacy's Journal

Kacy needs help in her creative writing class and mistakenly turns to Hank for help.

Trying To Remember :: Monday June 29, 2009

Every Step You Take :: Wednesday July 1, 2009

Memory Eraser :: Friday July 3, 2009

Literary Gauntlet :: Monday July 6, 2009

Back To The Well :: Wednesday July 8, 2009

Get A Good One Brewing :: Friday July 10, 2009

Lost It :: Monday July 13, 2009

The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen :: Wednesday July 15, 2009

The International :: Friday July 17, 2009

Jailbreak!

Hank recruits an accomplice to help him break Marty out of jail.

Jailbreak :: Monday August 3, 2009

Silent Partner :: Wednesday August 5, 2009

Criminal Mastermind :: Friday August 7, 2009

Small Details :: Monday August 10, 2009

Fancy Plan :: Wednesday August 12, 2009

Bad Idea :: Friday August 14, 2009

The Game Is Afoot! :: Monday August 17, 2009

Enter The Shower :: Wednesday August 19, 2009

Finding Marty :: Friday August 21, 2009

Better Than Outside? :: Monday August 24, 2009

Uncle Rapey :: Wednesday August 26, 2009

These Hands :: Friday August 28, 2009

Fantasyland :: Monday August 31, 2009

Going Gently :: Wednesday September 2, 2009

Sweet Kicks :: Friday September 4, 2009

Rise and Shine! :: Wednesday September 9, 2009

Surprise Visit :: Friday September 11, 2009

Thinking About Us :: Monday September 14, 2009

Coming Clean :: Wednesday September 16, 2009

Try Again :: Friday September 18, 2009

Don't Go Anywhere :: Monday September 21, 2009

I Need To Make A Phone Call :: Wednesday September 23, 2009

Small Issue With That Plan :: Friday September 25, 2009

Not Unreasonable :: Monday September 28, 2009

Wait For Me? :: Wednesday September 30, 2009

Plan B :: Friday October 2, 2009

Game of Death

Hank tries to uncover the mysteries of the raygun to solve Marty’s impotence, but gets more than he bargained for when the gun’s owner arrives.

Let The Music Move You :: Monday October 5, 2009

Push The Button :: Wednesday October 7, 2009

The Hairs On Your Neck :: Friday October 9, 2009

Puny Earthling :: Monday October 12, 2009

What Are You Drinking, Extra-Terrestrial Lifeform? :: Wednesday October 14, 2009

Ladies Of The Earth :: Friday October 16, 2009

Side Effects :: Monday October 19, 2009

To Infinity And Beyond :: Wednesday October 21, 2009

Make Me Throw Up, Scotty :: Friday October 23, 2009

Best of Both Worlds :: Monday October 26, 2009

Like... Space, Whoa. :: Wednesday October 28, 2009

I'm on a (space)boat! :: Friday October 30, 2009

Wake Up, We're Here :: Monday November 2, 2009

Bowl Blaster :: Wednesday November 4, 2009

Rockadeus :: Friday November 6, 2009

Dr. Snergaz :: Monday November 9, 2009

Karma Coming Your Way :: Wednesday November 11, 2009

Deadline. Literally. :: Friday November 13, 2009

Killfest :: Friday November 20, 2009

Not It! :: Monday November 23, 2009

25th Century Boy :: Wednesday November 25, 2009

Get To Know Your Weapons :: Monday November 30, 2009

Rules? :: Wednesday December 2, 2009

Pep Talk :: Friday December 4, 2009

The Architecture of Death :: Monday December 7, 2009

Kacy Thinks The Blues :: Wednesday December 9, 2009

Registration :: Friday December 11, 2009

Small Problem :: Monday December 14, 2009

Roar of the Crowd :: Wednesday December 16, 2009

Tall Order :: Friday December 18, 2009

One Shot :: Monday December 21, 2009

Richie Rich :: Wednesday December 23, 2009

Harsh Truth :: Monday December 28, 2009

Hello, Doctor :: Wednesday December 30, 2009

Think About It :: Monday January 4, 2010

One More Time :: Wednesday January 6, 2010

Double Or Nothing :: Friday January 8, 2010

A Betting Robot :: Monday January 11, 2010

Kill The Doctor :: Wednesday January 13, 2010

Another Proposition :: Friday January 15, 2010

Face Your Destroyer :: Monday January 18, 2010

Don't Look Behind The Curtain... :: Wednesday January 20, 2010

Wrap It Up :: Friday January 22, 2010

Robot Freedom :: Monday January 25, 2010

One More For The Road :: Wednesday January 27, 2010

Going Home :: Friday January 29, 2010

By Date

2010

March

Wreckx N Effect

Every year, I try to avoid it

Love Will Tear Us Apart

Someone For Everyone

Meeting People

February

Sweet Talking 'Bout Ninjas

Before Marriage

Lonely Tent Pitching

For A Friend

Bosom Buddies

Face Off

Undercover Robot

We're Gonna Need A Bigger Robot Boat.

Back On Earth

Why Do It At All?

How Do I Find The Time?

My Creative Process

January

Going Home

One More For The Road

Robot Freedom

Wrap It Up

Don't Look Behind The Curtain...

Face Your Destroyer

Another Proposition

Kill The Doctor

A Betting Robot

Double Or Nothing

One More Time

Think About It

2009

December

Hello, Doctor

Harsh Truth

Richie Rich

One Shot

Tall Order

Roar of the Crowd

Small Problem

Registration

Kacy Thinks The Blues

The Architecture of Death

Pep Talk

Rules?

November

Get To Know Your Weapons

25th Century Boy

Not It!

Killfest

Guest Strip: Aaron Gillespie

Guest Strip: Bruce McCorkindale

Deadline. Literally.

Karma Coming Your Way

Dr. Snergaz

Rockadeus

Bowl Blaster

Wake Up, We're Here

October

I'm on a (space)boat!

Like... Space, Whoa.

Best of Both Worlds

Make Me Throw Up, Scotty

To Infinity And Beyond

Side Effects

Ladies Of The Earth

What Are You Drinking, Extra-Terrestrial Lifeform?

Puny Earthling

The Hairs On Your Neck

Push The Button

Let The Music Move You

Plan B

September

Wait For Me?

Not Unreasonable

Small Issue With That Plan

I Need To Make A Phone Call

Don't Go Anywhere

Try Again

Coming Clean

Thinking About Us

Surprise Visit

Rise and Shine!

Sweet Kicks

Going Gently

August

Fantasyland

These Hands

Uncle Rapey

Better Than Outside?

Finding Marty

Enter The Shower

The Game Is Afoot!

Bad Idea

Fancy Plan

Small Details

Criminal Mastermind

Silent Partner

Jailbreak

July

The International

The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

Lost It

Get A Good One Brewing

Back To The Well

Literary Gauntlet

Memory Eraser

Every Step You Take

June

Trying To Remember

Let's Catch Up With The Tooth Fairy!

Let's Catch Up With Kacy!

Let's Catch Up With Marty

Let's Catch Up With Doctor Blogzillions

Oops, I Did It Again

Filling A Hole

Time For The Dramatic Exit

Top Earner

Mistakes

Morning, Sunshine

Oh, Prison is Fine!

Go Home... With Me.

May

Sexually Speaking

Shut. Up.

Money To Burn

It Ain't Kool

About That Wall?

Nice To See You Again

Sweet Tooth

Enter... The Tooth Fairy!

Your Mom

Hangover City

Bloody Mary Emergency

Booze Sweats

Full Moon

April

The Party Is Over

Can I Go Upstairs On You?

On A Journey

Monkey Weight

Monkey Conspiracy

Yeah, I'm busy...

Visiting Hours

Where's Blogzillions?

Bang Bang

Hugs!

Independent Living

Open The Door

Wanted Men

March

Alone Time

Meanwhile... Blogzillions!

You There?

It's Been A Tough Year

Thick. Rich.

You Like To Dance?

How YOU doin'?

Start Making It Sexy

You Like Money?

Twitter, Babies

Doctor Who?

Actually, You're Going To Jail.

February

Tonight on News@6!

Whoop Whoop!

Uncomfortable Moments Shared While Drunk

The Hot Zone

Full Frontal Monkey

Run, Hank, Run

Stiff Upper Lip

CLICK

January

Kacy's Back

So, Monkeys?

Not Again!

Broke Dick Blues

The Double Deuce!

Just Use One!

Relax. I Got This.

I Don't Have A Problem!

Wow!

2008

December

First Date Jinx

It's A Brave New World

Hey Jenny Slater

The Junk And The Trunk

Primates Do It Better

I'll See You At Home.

Hell. Yes.

Just Shoot Me!

Mmm... pot roast!

November

Dubbya. Tee. Eff.

What WAS That?!?

BEEOOM!

Is That a Raygun?

Funny, That Felt Like Drowning!

Um... Waterboarding?

Six Questions Later...

Y-Wing, Bitch.

October

Oh no. OH YES!

I Will Answer In The Form Of A Question.

Oh, It's On Now

Bet I Do

The Waiting Game

It's All Part Of The Plan

I have a plan

Boobs

Hi, Roomie!

September

My Name is KACY!

The name is... Marty.

ARGH really isn't a Scottish name.

What happened to the regular guy?

Tub Girl Meets Drunk Elephant

The White Lady

A New Life In A New City