Introductions
Chapter 1
It all starts here! Meet Hank, a little elephant who moves to a new town. In short order, he makes a new friend named Marty over cocaine, and the two get to know the new bartender, Kacy.
Guantanamo Jeopardy
Chapter 2
Hank’s obsession over seeing Kacy’s cleavage one night causes him to hatch a nefarious plan to get a better look at what’s under Kacy’s shirt: Wet T-Shirt Triva Contest!
The Naked Raygun
Chapter 3
Hank and Marty find a raygun in the street, which shoots a mysterious sort of ray from it.
Moving Day
Chapter 4
After their monkey stealing exploits, Hank and Marty have to find a new apartment.
Fairy Certain
Chapter 5
With Marty in jail, the past comes back to haunt Hank in a series of awkward events.
Let's Catch Up!
Chapter 6
In which we catch up with various characters that are not our attention-seeking elephant.
Kacy's Journal
Chapter 7
Kacy needs help in her creative writing class and mistakenly turns to Hank for help.
Jailbreak!
Chapter 8
Hank recruits an accomplice to help him break Marty out of jail.
Game of Death
Chapter 9
Hank tries to uncover the mysteries of the raygun to solve Marty’s impotence, but gets more than he bargained for when the gun’s owner arrives.
Behind The Curtain
Chapter 10
A short and sweet look at the life of the creator and what it takes to bring Drunk Elephant Comics to life three times a week.
Illegal Alien
Chapter 11
Hank returns from space and helps the newly-arrived Loan-Bot adjust to life on Earth.
The Dating Game
Chapter 12
Kacy tries to help Hank get back out into the dating pool, but ends up finding more than she bargained for.
Losing
Chapter 13
Hank loses his way through a drunken bout of bad karma and depression.
Booze Run
Chapter 14
Hank figures out a way to get Marty out of jail, but fate again has other plans for Marty.
A Tale of Two Marty's
Chapter 15
Marty comes home from space a year later and discovers everything has changed.
Positive Drinking
Chapter 16
Loan-Bot enacts a brilliant marketing plan for the bar.
One Bed To Rule Them All
Chapter 17
Hank sets out to reclaim his bed from his new roommate.
Baby Makes Three
Chapter 18
The Tooth Fairy returns with a bundle of joy she’s hoping has Hank’s name on it.
Leaning Towers
Chapter 19
Marty’s back, and Hank takes the opportunity to set things right between him and Sam. Hank may also want a bit of payback for the trouble.
Barhopping
Chapter 20
Hank decides to go exploring at other bars other than Loan-Bot’s fine establishment.
Halloweenie
Chapter 21
Hank gets an unexpected surprise on what he presumes will be a lonely, regretfully drunken Halloween.
God Damn
Chapter 22
Hank meets an old enemy from the past who is trying to reclaim something he thinks Hank stole from him.